


My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
(via stupidsexygarrus)
You’re walking to Outback Steakhouse.
There’s nobody around and your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her-
S A T O N A K A
(via miracleworker)
i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
SWEET LORD! I’M NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT
(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via kai-to-zero)
Old Spice: Garry Vers.
Hello Gallery Viewers,
Look at your rose
Now back to mine
Now back at your rose
Now back to mine
Sadly, it isn’t mine
But if you stopped being killed by Mary and started using vases it could be like mine.
Look down
Back up
Where are you?
You’re at the art gallery with the rose your rose could be like.
What’s in your hand?
Back at me.
I have it.
It’s a blue doll with that white paint ball you need.
Look again.
The white paint ball is a wad of hair.
Anything is possible when your rose looks like mine.
I’m on a blue lady.
do you ever look at your url and are like damn that’s a good url